I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next memek morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study memek from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it bokep all makes scientific sense. It confirms bokep what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than bokeh shriek like porn the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It memek was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could bokep make bokep their memek partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study bokeh by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels memek were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and memek memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is crot being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on. bokeh ‘ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is bokeh if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should crot be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you memek want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to bokep advertise. But if you’re bokep not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best memek sex may just be crot the quietest.
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